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25 Funny One Liners
 
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We have collected some funny one-liners COMING up with a good one-liner is not easy. But a few of the world’s best comedians have mastered the art of making people laugh with just one line. Video Features Jimmy Carr, Tim Vine, Chris Turner, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Rodney Dangerfield, Milton Jones, and Norm Macdonald Please Show Your Love by Sharing this Video with Your Friends and Family.😊👍 ------------------------------------------------------------------- ▶️Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thelaughplanetofficial/ ▶️Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/laugh_planet ▶️Read Articles on your Favorite comedians on http://thelaughplanet.com ▶️Subscribe to our channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiI_jyH_0yttWG-m5fBYGmA -------------------------------------------------------------------- Outro music Ricky Remedy - Bound -------------------------------------------------------------------- ThaLaughPlanet is all about Comedy. This channel gives you the latest updates on upcoming Standup Comedy, Comedians interviews, different types of humor and much more. So, please SUBSCRIBE to increase your knowledge of Comedy. Thank you!😘 #oneliners
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The Best One Liners in Comedy from the Past 87 Years (#1-25)
 
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The Best One Liners in no particular order from the past 87 Years- The criteria were based on originality, cleverness, and how the jokes inspired generations of comedians. A ‘classic one liner’ serves as a new flagship in artistic merit that completely shakes down lazy, plain, typical art and delves into deep levels of brilliance, provocation, and achieves the desired outcome of masterpiece work. In short: the audacity to be different in positive and creative ways. Ultimately it’s an acknowledgement that these jokes have managed to stand the test of time. Time is not the only benchmark that determines a classic however, as the list does not exclude newer one-liners from the past few years because just like the older ones that have survived the test of time to remain relevant, these recent one-liners not only separate themselves from the bunch, but they do so in a unique and counter-cultural fashion. They display delicate timing and thought, the type of which is bold enough to challenge the status quo of Comedy ultimately creating new boundaries ==================== Featured Comedians ==================== Steven Wright So I get off the plane and I forgot to undo my seatbelt, and I'm pulling the plane through the terminal. I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up...They were mad. Groucho Marx I once shot an elephant in my pajamas and how he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know. Demetri Martin I think the worst time to have a heart-attack is during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers. I think they named oranges before they named carrots. Stewart Francis I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn’t play any 70s music. At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified. WC Fields During one of my trips through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew we had to live on food and water for several days . Mitch Hedberg Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read. I got a belt on that's holding up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don't know what's really happening down there? Who is the real hero? I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread. You know what man, I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Emo Philips I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed, they’re just as scared of me. When I was a kid my mom said “Emo, we’re making chocolate icing, do you wanna lick the pan?” So I licked the pan and then she made the icing. I was in a bar last night and there was a very hefty woman. She had a sweatshirt and it said “Guess,” I said “Thyroid problem?” Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken, which is what gave me the courage. Les Dawson I met the wife at a travel agency. She was looking for a holiday and I was the last resort. Tomorrow is my mother-in-law's funeral and she's cancelled it. Richard Pryor I had to stop drinking though cos I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90. Rodney Dangerfield The other night in front of my house I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to him, “How come?” He said ”Cos you came home early.” On his wife: The other day I called her up and said “Honey, I’ve been thinking about the last time we had sex, I’m getting excited.” She said, “Who is this?” Don’t get me wrong, I don’t snort cocaine. I just like the way it smells. Henny Youngman In Miami I stopped at a very swanky hotel. I had to take a shave before they let me into their barbershop. Rich Hall Tricky isn’t it? If you’re gonna text someone that one of their relatives has died and your name is Lol. Tim Vine Somebody complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, "Parking Fine.” Waiting, can sometimes be lots of fun…but not always. ================================== CHECK OUT OUR SOCIAL MEDIA: ================================== Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ6-ImQMa02aK3IiC56Kdsg?sub_confirmation=1 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Motleytv-1084510744920115/ Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Motley_TV Google+: https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/101144825825912065383/101144825825912065383 =========================== Copyright Disclaimer =========================== Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Educational use tips the balance in favor of fair use. ========= MUSIC: ========= Song title - Bensound.com Funny humor stand up comedy weekend comedy special clean stand up stand up british comedy stand up comedian comedy 2016 richard pryor groucho marx demetri martin tim vine mitch hedberg emo philips rodney dangerfield one liners steven wright funny puns uk comedians
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15+ Of The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever
 
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Short, Clean Jokes And Puns That Will Get You A Laugh Every Time
 
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What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time? Subscribe for more Brainy Memes and Tumblr Posts. Binge watch all the Brainy Memes from the beginning: ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLt8teu27UuQgzTKyRv5Kg2bXLvXBFgTBa Thanks for watching, liking, and commenting!
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15 of Gary Delaney's funniest one-liners 😂 | Live At The Apollo - BBC
 
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SUBSCRIBE to the OFFICIAL BBC YouTube channel 👉 https://bit.ly/2IXqEIn LAUNCH BBC iPlayer to watch full BBC programmes online now 👉 https://bbc.in/2J18jYJ At the forefront of its genre, the roll call of stand-ups who have performed in front of the famous Live at the Apollo lights plays out like a who's who of comedic royalty, and this series is no different. Each episode sees a national (and sometimes international) stand-up both compering and performing, before introducing two of the best established and up-coming stand-ups to the stage. This episode of the award-winning Live at the Apollo is hosted by the awesome Sara Pascoe as she introduces rising comedy star Larry Dean and master of the one-liner Gary Delaney to the stage. Live At The Apollo | Series 13 Episode 1 | BBC #LiveAtTheApollo #bbc
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Chris Turner   One Liner Comedian
 
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Jokes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard, Funniest Joke...
 
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Jokes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard, Funniest Joke... This is a selection of jokes that will make you laugh so hard. Try not to laugh at these funny jokes. Send to your friends and see if they can make it through this try not to laugh challenge. A group of the top ten jokes that will make you laugh so hard. Try not to laugh at these jokes. These funny jokes and funny moments will have you laughing all day long. The best jokes that are funny. You will laugh until you can’t laugh anymore. Share with your friends as they try not to laugh. These jokes that will make you laugh so hard are the best. The 10 Jokes in this video will make you laugh. You will want to tell these funny jokes at school and at work. #joke #jokes #funny #laugh #trynottolaugh #tntl #lol
Views: 1808566 Eddie Got Funny Jokes
Tik Tok Jokes and One-Liners 2019 v2
 
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Views: 2695 Your Pal Drewski
LOL!! The Best Puns From The King Of One Liners Kevin Schwartz - America's Got Talent 2019
 
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The comedian from Madison, Wisconsin brings his jokes to the worlds biggest stage! » Get The America's Got Talent App: http://bit.ly/AGTAppDownload » Subscribe for More: http://bit.ly/AGTSub » Watch America's Got Talent Tuesdays 8/7c on NBC! » Stream Anytime: http://bit.ly/AGTFullEpisodes » Check Out NBC Fall Trailers: http://bit.ly/NBCFallTrailers2019 AMERICA'S GOT TALENT ON SOCIAL Like AGT: https://www.facebook.com/agt Follow AGT: https://twitter.com/agt AGT Tumblr: http://nbcagt.tumblr.com/ AGT Instagram: http://instagram.com/agt In season 14, NBC's America's Got Talent follows Simon Cowell, Julianne Hough, Gabrielle Union, Howie Mandel, and host Terry Crews in their talent search, showcasing unique performers from across the country. Find America's Got Talent trailers, full episode highlights, previews, promos, clips, and digital exclusives here. NBC ON SOCIAL Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://NBCtv.tumblr.com/ NBC Pinterest: http://Pinterest.com/NBCtv/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nbc NBC Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbc ABOUT AMERICA'S GOT TALENT Creator and Executive Producer Simon Cowell returns to the judges' panel along with Howie Mandel. Also joining the panel this year are two fresh faces - award-winning actress, author and producer Gabrielle Union and Emmy Award-winning choreographer, actress, singer and dancer Julianne Hough. Terry Crews, who made a big splash as the host of the inaugural series "America's Got Talent: The Champions" earlier this year, joins as host for "America's Got Talent." With the show open to acts of all ages, "America's Got Talent" continues to celebrate the variety format like no other show on television. Year after year, "America's Got Talent" features a colorful array of singers, dancers, comedians, contortionists, impressionists, magicians, ventriloquists and hopeful stars, all vying to win America's hearts and a $1 million prize. LOL!! The Best Puns From The King Of One Liners Kevin Schwartz - America's Got Talent 2019 https://youtu.be/0OFpWbD2tTA America's Got Talent http://www.youtube.com/user/americasgottalent
Views: 3672036 America's Got Talent
Try Not To Laugh At The 25 Best Two-Line Jokes Ever!
 
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Try Not To Laugh At These Two-Lines Jokes! Were they funny? Did you laugh!? Let me know! If you enjoyed this, show support! :) Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/guide2anything?sub_confirmation=1 Article Link: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless ______________________________________________ Will Power's Social Media: https://twitter.com/DaRealWillPower https://www.facebook.com/DaRealWillPower Vine: https://vine.co/u/1232027981800210432
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It is ALL about the one-liners for funnyman Chris! | Auditions | BGMT 2018
 
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One Liner Prop Comic Chris (it’s a real job title honest) is bringing his funnyman routine to the BGT stage... David Walliams says you’ve either got it or you don’t in comedy, and that this one’s got it in spades! See more from Britain's Got Talent at http://itv.com/talent SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/BGTsub Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/BGT Twitter: http://twitter.com/BGT
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH!! - ONE LINERS & DAD JOKES!
 
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Tik Tok Jokes an One-Liners 2019
 
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Views: 5620 Your Pal Drewski
Funniest Two Line Jokes Ever!
 
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Funniest Two Line Jokes Ever! A young person is a child, grows up, grows old, and then becomes like a child again. So, too, with your sense of humour: while you might be too cool for a knock-knock or a two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you turn 30+ (or sooner if you have kids!). Those jokes become funny again, and so much so, that you feel it's your duty to share them with the world (or your kid's friends). We scoured the Internet for the funniest 2 line jokes and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few funny two line jokes of your own? Comment on your favourite below, or share your own punny and embarrassing creations in the comments section! Source: https://www.boredpanda.com/funniest-two-line-jokes/ 💖💖SUBSCRIBE💖💖 Subscribe For Daily Content 💖TankQ💖 Subscribe: https://goo.gl/W3NGKr 💖💖PLAYLIST💖💖 Popular Upload: https://goo.gl/4hW13i Most Recent Upload: https://goo.gl/zcGfve The Most Creative Costumes And Cosplays: https://goo.gl/wc8bsR Genius Or Stupid!?: https://goo.gl/mJGfjg Funny And Cute Animals: https://goo.gl/mDrUK5 Creative And Funny Pictures Compilation: https://goo.gl/XAdCYb Funny Fails: https://goo.gl/NFzt9Q Funny Kids: https://goo.gl/ygfsPS Hilarious And Amazing Pictures Compilation: https://goo.gl/Xs9fF9 💖More Video💖 The Best Parenting Hacks Ever https://youtu.be/pcET2e0x0PM Examples Of Genius Textbook Vandalism By Bored Students That Can Almost Be Forgiven https://youtu.be/zhUJQoITVgk Pictures That Will Make You Say NO WAY! https://youtu.be/GmZVFFmLEtA Things That Happen Once In A Lifetime https://youtu.be/qltfT92zpzU People Having The Best Day Ever! https://youtu.be/noHSHx11NbA Funny Illustrations By Spanish Artist Nacho Diaz https://youtu.be/Jwtr6lo_vtk Funny Kids Who Will Keep You Laughing For Hours https://youtu.be/W-wrUcoEcMg Funny Illustrations Proving The World Has Changed For The Worse https://youtu.be/Tdu1kyECKjY People Who Clearly Don't Care Anymore https://youtu.be/-6t976DHpK0 Photos You Have To Look At Twice To Understand https://youtu.be/XBRr90yzU0E Genius People Who Fixed Broken Stuff Instead Of Throwing It Away https://youtu.be/0h2GFuPLRjQ Photos That Will Make You Feel Smarter https://youtu.be/_FsUnnQwLfI Annoying Situations We've All Experienced https://youtu.be/7NnvE0n0NSc Satisfying Times Things Lined Up Too Perfectly https://youtu.be/BlXd6zD8kOA Perfectionists At Work https://youtu.be/Umyk7LTzGrg Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery https://youtu.be/QAq0ykWFZXo Times People Absolutely Lost The Food Lottery https://youtu.be/coxzHTXszcY When Accidental Art Is Better Than Your Actual Art https://youtu.be/HmwpceA5mGQ Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Make You Look Twice https://youtu.be/mUnTCeDHpDo The Funniest Christmas Gift-Trolling Examples Ever https://youtu.be/vTEwjFrWqiI Genius Solutions To Life's Everyday Problems https://youtu.be/BNbVpK_WHj8 The Most Uncomfortable Photos (Food) https://youtu.be/L4MMs5AB7eE Mom Vs Dad Baby Care || Differences Between Mom And Dad Parenting https://youtu.be/cjPjpTTMtD0 Creative Dog Owners Who Did Pawesome Things For Their Dogs https://youtu.be/8X3Mi7jNUXg Hilarious Examples Of Video Game Logic Fails https://youtu.be/-_xBZ8EFcDE Funny Animals Memes That Will Make You Smile https://youtu.be/ts3siZ46LtE Turns Out Satan Has A Twitter Account, And It’s Hilarious As Hell https://youtu.be/HfythzLHm7w People Who Lost Their Limbs But Not Their Sense Of Humor https://youtu.be/x2NyA0Nr4LM The Most Creative Halloween Costumes Ideas Ever https://youtu.be/ygXdQVQHtZo Cartoon Characters In Real Life https://youtu.be/VW5sD4WSrCI Purrfectly Timed Cat Photos Taken At The Right Meowment https://youtu.be/zBHgAKwZYqU Pictures That People Can Relate To https://youtu.be/QsWHOhxCgDw Things That Need To Be Invented Already https://youtu.be/54panAJ-Se8 Things Only Gamers Will Find Funny https://youtu.be/cXkKEiLKv_o 💖💖FOLLOW ME💖💖 Youtube https://goo.gl/W3NGKr Facebook https://www.facebook.com/tentenclicker Twitter https://twitter.com/tentenclicker -=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 💖💖MUSIC💖💖 Jazz Me Blues (2:42) Hyperfun Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ -=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=- Subscribe For Daily Content Subscribe: https://goo.gl/W3NGKr Help 🐽FunnyPig🐽 Reach Goal of 160,000 Subs!! 💖TankQ💖
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25 Marriage One Liners - The funniest marriage jokes
 
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Absolutely hillarious marriage one-liners! Jokes on marriage are hilarious in general.You are looking for the perfect joke, quotation, one-liner or inspirational saying, to add a bit ... You've read our article on how to deliver a great wedding speech thanks to Photo by Lennart kcotsttiw from Pexels https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-rooftop-rooftops-316762/?utm_content=attributionCopyText&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pexels https://pixabay.com https://pixnio.com
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Gordon Ramsay's Funniest One Liners 2.0 | Best of Kitchen Nightmares
 
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SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW HELL’S KITCHEN CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt1fxPc6KaOeMxdhtUcEEEA Gordon's way with words when he describes food is quite something. If you liked this clip check out the rest of Gordon's channels: http://www.youtube.com/gordonramsay http://www.youtube.com/thefword http://www.youtube.com/kitchennightmares More Gordon Ramsay: Website: http://www.gordonramsay.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/GordonRamsay01 Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/GordonRamsay
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Stewart Francis - One Liners
 
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Mitch Hedberg, One Liner Stand Up Genius!!
 
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The deceased Mitch Hedberg, gone but not forgotten..!
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Stand-up comedy from Gary Delaney. Nov 2017
 
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Comedy from master of the one-liner Gary Delaney. Nov 2017
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Best One Liner Jokes - r/AskReddit
 
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What is the best one liner joke you have ever heard? - r/AskReddit r/AskReddit Videos! Welcome back to a brand new Reddify video! Enjoying my content? Feel free to buy me a coffee to help those late night edit grinds! Entirely optional =) ► https://www.buymeacoffee.com/reddify ► Second Channel: https://bit.ly/2Xdf7bw ► Join my discord server and come chat! https://discord.gg/Q9GaHW9 ► Subscribe to the channel to watch more videos! https://bit.ly/2GevzT2 ► Watch all of my videos in this playlist! https://bit.ly/2DbguQ6 ► Background Music: https://bit.ly/2VFq9Wz ► Outro Music: Last Summer - Ikson https://www.iksonmusic.com/ 🔔 Hit the bell next to Subscribe so you never miss a video! 🏆 Like, Comment and Subscribe if you are new on the channel! 👱🏻‍♂️ Comment "Reddify Rulez!" if you are still reading this for a cookie! Best known for reddit videos, askreddit videos, text to speech videos and funny compilations. I upload at least one video a day to keep you all entertained! Welcome to the channel! Welcome back to a brand new video on the reddify channel where we look at new ask reddit funny posts and make the best funny compilations of all time. We get the best of ask reddit and make new story time videos. Here are some of the best posts and comments! Please like comment and subscribe. Comment your opinion down below! Join my fun discord server and give me new reddit videos to create more hilarious videos. --- Tags --- reddit, best of ask reddit, reddit, ask reddit top posts, r/story, r/ askreddit, r/askreddit, story time, reddify, reddify2 #reddit #reddify #askreddit
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One Liner Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Ashish Dash
 
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This is my second stand up video since yesterday. It only shows my stand up act. If you enjoy it, please like, share and subscribe to my channel. Shot by Sharjiel Hussain Shot at Above The Habitat LIVE Audio Engineer - Sreejith Menon (The Habitat Studios) Mixing & Mastering by Sohail Gandhi Video edited at U Studioss Sound edited at AudioLab Media Corp
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Ronald Reagan's one-liners
 
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Mo Rocca does some digging into the Reagan wit and uncovers a treasure trove of jokes - many written by the man himself - in a very humorous look back on a politician who always had a one-liner at hand.
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FUNNY DIRTY ONE LINER JOKES TO TELL FRIENDS
 
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Funny Hilarious Dirty One Liner Jokes To Tell Friends, Co Workers, Funny One Liner Joke Ever Told. Must Read Jokes, FUNNIEST JOKES AROUND.
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25 Of The Best One Liners You Have Ever Heard
 
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One liners are great. You can use them everywhere. Parties, school, work...they're guaranteed to make you the coolest cat in town. Okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration, but there is something about a well placed one liner that can completely change the mood of a conversation. Often they can be a great way to diffuse awkwardness, reduce tension, or just elicit some laughs. If you're really good, it will probably take people a few minutes to get it and some might not get the joke at all. The difference between one liners and typical jokes is that one liners are just that - one line. Usually a statement or an observation, the joke often involves some sort of word play or irony. The key to making a good one liner work is to fit it into the conversation seamlessly. This means that you always have to be on the lookout for opportunities to drop your joke, at least in the beginning. As time goes on you'll get more natural and even start surprising yourself at how good you've become. At any rate, even if you never use them one liners make for good fun. These are 25 of the best one liners you have ever heard! Follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/list25 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/list25 Website: http://list25.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/list25/ Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/list25/ Check out the physical list here: http://list25.com/25-of-the-best-one-liners-you-have-ever-heard/ You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing I, for one, like Roman numerals I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm ok. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo A magician was going down a road and turned into a driveway How long is a Chinese name Last week a hypnotist convinced me that I'm a soft malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead. Ikea has sponsored our local school. Now assembly takes ages. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary And more... Outro Links: 25 Funniest and Strangest Place Names on Earth: http://bit.ly/1q8O5Sn 25 Little Known Pieces Of Information That You Never Needed To Know: http://bit.ly/1RtsSwl
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50 Funny one liners jokes compilation part 1
 
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The Best One Liners from comedians in no particular order.
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Funny Best Man Speech Jokes - Samples and Examples
 
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http://www.chrisfig.com - Compilation of funny best man speeches jokes and one liners. These samples and examples should be helpful to any best man planning his speech. http://www.chrisfig.com/2011/03/12/funny-best-man-speech-jokes-samples-examples/
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You Like One-Liner Comedians?
 
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I give you: Steven Wright.
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15 Of The Funniest Jokes To Tell People -- Funny One Liner Jokes Told
 
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Golf's funniest one liners
 
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http://www.jeffwortman.com A collection of one liners I've heard on the golf course after many years of research. Have I missed any?? That's more than a slice, that's half a cake Does your husband play? Adolf Hitler, two shots in the bunker An OJ Simpson, you shouldn't have done it but you got away with it That's further right than Andrew Bolt You've got the army swing going, left, right, left, right That's a Rock Hudson... looks straight but it's not Sonny Bono, straight into the tree Should I call 000, looks like you're choking I hope that's a floating golf ball I can give you a tip - you're standing too close to the ball... after you've hit it
Views: 160617 Jeff Wortman
Gary Delaney | Dirty One Liners
 
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Christopher Hitchens jokes, wisecracks and one-liners
 
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A collection of Christopher Hitchens' best jokes and sharpest replies from various debates.
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Peter’s One-Liners | FAMILY GUY
 
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THE FUNNIEST ONE LINERS EVER!!
 
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THE FUNNIEST ONE LINERS EVER!!
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Tim Vine Live At The Apollo EXTENDED Part 1
 
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This content is owned by the BBC http://www.facebook.com/pages/ArseRaptor/134715809920069?ref=ts Series 5 Episode 3 - Absolutely hilarious one-liners, enjoy! (Part 1 of 2)
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TRY NOT TO LAUGH!! - Dad Jokes and One Liners w/ MiniLadd
 
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We Learned To Write One-Liner Jokes
 
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Savage One-liners #6 (Savage quotes) (Hilarious Quotes) ( Funny Jokes) (Sassy comebacks) [Re-upload]
 
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Sorry had to re upload coz the video was not showing up when I checked from my laptop and thought there might be some problem so here I am reuploading again.😊
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Gary Delaney | More Hilarious One Liners
 
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Views: 134884 Hot Water Comedy Club
Top 10: Funny One Line Jokes | ComComedy
 
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Jimmy Carr is the King of One Liners
 
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Jimmy Carr One-Liners Official Channel of Jimmy Carr: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf9BO33b-MnIxB5y0azrxmg
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Jokes and One-Liners | Tik Tok Edition | Best of 2019 Funny Jokes v4
 
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BEST LINES FROM IRON MAN TONY STARK #64
 
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Uncharted's Best One-Liners
 
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Nathan Drake is as renowned for his wise cracks as he is his adventures. These are the very best. Contains some spoilers. ------------------------------­---- Follow IGN for more! ------------------------------­---- YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/user/ignentertainment?sub_confirmation=1 IGN OFFICIAL APP: http://www.ign.com/mobile FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/ign TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ign INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/igndotcom/?hl=en WEBSITE: http://www.ign.com/ GOOGLE+: https://plus.google.com/+IGN
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FUNNY ONE LINERS JOKES
 
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live funny Stand up comedy 110 one liners from matt welcome B^)
 
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MATT WELCOME started life as a fertilised egg in his mother's womb. He was born in a one way cul-de-sac a stone's throw away from the wrong side of the tracks on the edge of the outskirts of a one horse town with no name. Matt avoids clichés like the plague "sometimes it's just cliché after cliché after cliché, I've had it up to here with clichés, if you've heard one cliché you've heard them all and I've heard every cliché in the book, as far as I'm concerned there are no new clichés under the sun and you can quote me on that". I guess basically I'm just not a cliché kind of guy! After leaving home Matt got a job in a fair ground for 2 years, he says "It was just a non stop roller coaster ride from start to finish". Matt was eventually sacked from the fairground for riding the roller coaster non stop for 2 years and attended comedy school until he was expelled for being serious at the front of the class. Matt is committed to revolutionising comedy as the world knows it or just having a bit of a laugh. You can see Matt Welcome's unique style of comedy if you're close enough and there are no obstacles in the way.
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Funny One Liner Jokes Part 1. Best Short One Liners. Only The Funniest
 
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Really funny one liner jokes that are short but always hilarious. These great one liners are the funniest top one liner #jokes. Good classics, witty, clever, sometimes with attitude, occasionally insulting and rude but always very funny. #oneliners Watch more funny one liner videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp9OpHAy7aVJeTRnAqSzyC0kl_LCjH1ic Check Out The Funny Jerk Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/Thefunnyjerk Funny Joke Of The Day: http://www.TheFunnyJerk.com Music Credit: Cool Rock Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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