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drunk peeing in public vs. motion activated sprinklers and bucket boobie trap montage part 2

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We live in a beachfront community that attracts a lot of extra traffic in the summer months. Unfortunately the bar patrons feel it's ok to duck down the side of a house to relieve themselves on the way to the next bar. Last summer i bought a few motion activated sprinklers for each side of the house and it worked really well at keeping them at bay. I added a bucket connected to a trip wire at the back of our alley to my ,"please don't urinate on my house" arsenal. Here's a montage of some of the video footage we've gotten since Memorial day weekend.
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Laurpud (2 days ago)
While these were pretty funny to watch, I'm sorry so many people made this response necessary
Olek Rz (3 days ago)
What music is use for this film? Answer me please!
Olek Rz (2 days ago)
Thank U very much!
scott vaaler (2 days ago)
It's from youtube's music library. "Jazz Me Blues E's" Jammy Jams
im batman (4 days ago)
little tramps..get them ugly single mums outta there! muhahahaha
tyler durden (15 days ago)
I could watch these all day
Andreas Lindful (17 days ago)
let them pee and earn money with uploading to youporn
fourninesixbbc (24 days ago)
James Reynolds (25 days ago)
This is gold.
Krazychic (25 days ago)
Put an animatronic dog on a track that races towards them barking. That's a video I want to see!
Sharkonabicycle (26 days ago)
God I hate people sometimes.... you should arm those sprinklers (or the bucket thing) with your own piss.
eNaRDe (26 days ago)
I think installing a fence gate door would have been easier and cheaper.
Sammy68305 (26 days ago)
disgusting idiots and bitches......
James M (26 days ago)
Property rights and the respect for them, an evaporating concept in America. But watch out, we dumb hicks from the sticks with our "no trespass signs" are the real threat.
Dave Griffiths (27 days ago)
Scott, why did a nice tall fence gate not work? These are entertaining, thanks for posting.
John Dziadek (27 days ago)
As an added bonus, get a goalie mask and some old bloody clothing and jump out of the bushes at them. This will sober them up immediately.
usernamenotinvaild (27 days ago)
install a coin porta john and turn that in to cash
Ivan Robertson (28 days ago)
Thumbs down for not posting with original audio. Who tf wants to listen to generic ragtime with a funny video in 2018?
Angjelo Kuka (28 days ago)
why are there so many people in your yard ? does it connect a street or something ?
tiotito31 (28 days ago)
It'd be nice if we could hear what the alarm is saying too
Psycrow (28 days ago)
he should piss in a bucket and use that on em for traps :D haha
Olek Rz (29 days ago)
What song is use in this film? Answer me, please!
И сколько же он за воду платит)))
advokaat49464 (29 days ago)
How about a fake urinal on the wall that contains a motion-activated electric fence pulser? That would be REALLY entertaining.
прикольно... улыбнулся. я бы на дам отключил воду оставил бы свет и озвучил бы что ведётся видеосъёмка. )))
frankiecrocker (30 days ago)
You're either next door to a really popular bar or an all night enlarged prostate clinic. Maybe both. I'd get vicious guard dog, it would make for a better video.
Simon Cederqvist (30 days ago)
What is this song you're using? I can only find a cover by some weird japanese person who can't sing.
Fedor Grichachin (28 days ago)
Thank you! Playing in my head third day :)
Simon Cederqvist (30 days ago)
Thank you! I played something very similar in the student orchestra in Uni on the trumpet, but could not think of the name. Now I have to dig up some sheet music and get practicing on the piano! This is what soundhound found https://open.spotify.com/track/6h30IutrazQnXAYsgKIcAd?si=33yA-K2DQ1agzzL6vim13w but the guy is completely destroying it with his out-of-tune yodeling.
scott vaaler (30 days ago)
"jazz me blues" it's from the youtube library
Fedor Grichachin (30 days ago)
kind of old nice ragtime, but I wonder which one?
тёлок сначалоанужно демонстрировать
ElGringo (30 days ago)
Nice! Get those disgusting sloppy bitches!
Melo Boy (1 month ago)
The music makes it more funny
marko cynamon (1 month ago)
Just install a pay toilet and make the big money
Jimbonius Maximus (1 month ago)
What is so enticing about this home of yours that everyone wants to christen it with pee?? Do you live right by the nightlife scene by chance?
scott vaaler (30 days ago)
Yes, there are four bars/clubs within two blocks of our house.
minimouse0285 (1 month ago)
is it the us?
TURST67 / Zäa (1 month ago)
That's how you end with rocks beign thrown at your windows or get your car vandalized. Nice.
Ima OnnaLyneNow (30 days ago)
Don't think the drunks have that much brain power and probably think it is just a regular gardening sprinkler ...
This is assault
SuperSkidooo (1 month ago)
What song is that?
Bercik87 (1 month ago)
That last one seemed cute. But seriously, WHY so many people do that in this place? Look at the days. Hardly any gap between incidents. Sprinklers are clean and easy. But maybe you should use pee? :D
John Rokam (1 month ago)
just mount rusted nails on the ground aiming to the sky
Josh Pickles (1 month ago)
Seems a gate could prevent this entirely...
scott vaaler (1 month ago)
Josh Pickles I plan on putting up gates. We’re still renovating our house from hurricane damage. We’ve had to raise our home since the storm. We never had to deal with this before because we had a fence across the front of the property. Now there is a wide driveway.
Gerardo Aguilar (1 month ago)
Joe Dangerous (1 month ago)
Instead of calling the police and wasting everyone's time this guy took matters into his own hands and took care of the problem. Absolute legend.
Bobby Alcott (27 days ago)
And did it non-violently. Even more brilliant.
Grim Scythe (1 month ago)
That's a nice FJ you got there
suke (1 month ago)
haaaahahahahaha award winning...
Matrix8369 (1 month ago)
dangggg there are so many freaking people. Go use a freaking toilet.
WookieJinx (1 month ago)
Do you want to live in India? Because this is how you turn your country into India. People pissing and shitting literally everywhere, like San Francisco
ThoughtSurfer (1 month ago)
please oh please put motion activated airsoft grenades they sell tripwire versions.
Jeff Beeson (1 month ago)
Yeah I would get tired of my house smelling like beer piss too, but this took some work to pull off.
lurchpop (1 month ago)
Get a gate
Thomas Anderson (1 month ago)
Where is this that there are so many shitheads?
Richard Poulin III (1 month ago)
You should add an embarrassing announcement to shame them as well. "Why would you pee in front of someone's house. My kids play here!"
Mark H (1 month ago)
I have the same setup for Geese pooping on my lawn. Except the downside is we forget about it and walk in front and get the same treatment at our own place
0prahTV (1 month ago)
Fake news
shiva369 (1 month ago)
Jesus, the amount of piss that must've been in his yard before he did that..
Eric Rogers (1 month ago)
Where does one acquire motion activated sprinklers? Is there a purpose other than boobie traps.
Niki Beach (1 month ago)
It sounds like the city you live in isn't offering enough public bathrooms. I live in Huntington Beach & it also gets very busy in the summer. SO, the city has public bathrooms in the public parking lot (about 5 on each side of the parking structure). that sucks that your city doesn't make more accommodations. Drunks will be drunks.
Niki Beach (1 month ago)
wow - that's quite genius!
Alexis M (1 month ago)
Imagine he filled the sprinklers with piss. Pee on my house, I pee on you.
Ima OnnaLyneNow (30 days ago)
My favorite comment so far! Upvote for you, Alexis M !
Richard mckerley (1 month ago)
Kudos to you this is great
John stitt (1 month ago)
Imagine the smell if this was not done.
AyeYerMa (1 month ago)
Whats with the shitty music? Sounds like a crap 1800 videos from a saloon, not even funny, die.
AyeYerMa (1 month ago)
Eat a bag of dick you dobber
Timothy David (1 month ago)
ragtime is top tier music, nerd
AvengerMKII (1 month ago)
Honestly, a high pressure hose would do a better job at clearing out these people.
Kamel, K (1 month ago)
Get out there with a gun and threaten to shoot them... Word will spread.
Arthur McNabb (1 month ago)
Jesus people are rude
Beaujolais Wright (1 month ago)
playing it at 2x speed makes it look like a Benny Hill tribute.
Matt Watters (1 month ago)
Is this between 2 houses? Did you both install them? Love the buckets!
Snoop Doge (1 month ago)
i actually don't understand, why many people just waltz in without hesitation like they know this is a perfect spot for a drunken piss
nasto19nj (1 month ago)
Fuck Reddit
h5y (1 month ago)
Know someone who did something similar, but it was to prevent people taking a shortcut through his property. That thing sprayed so many people. Until one day he sprayed someone trying to cut through his property and the woman slipped and broke her foot. Long story short he was sued for 90k and lost. Gotta love the usa, you can sue for any and everything.
Ima OnnaLyneNow (30 days ago)
Provide link to your story. Not finding anything to support that on Google.
Christian allen (1 month ago)
Would love to see something regarding this matter.
Markermus Prime (1 month ago)
Lots of people saying to put up doors, fences and gates, asking about bathrooms in bars. But honestly this is inventive, less effort and not as much of an eyesore during the touristy times. Beach front property with a fence? why ruin the view. And apparently they've never had a few during a bar crawl when between bars the urge hits. Also depending on the setup this could keep strays and wild animals at bay also.
Barry (1 month ago)
Thank you. I love you. You should start a kickstarter/gofundme to increase the arsenal. I'd throw a couple $20s your way.
JoshTruff (1 month ago)
You guys should talk to your municipal about getting some more public bathrooms around there ha.
thebigdustin (1 month ago)
Install a Pay-To-Pee toilet man.
Nerys (1 month ago)
shit half of of them or more were not even drunk. just dirty god damned assholes.
HQU (1 month ago)
I'd expect this type of behavior from dindus. These boys are blemishes on their race.
Wayne K (1 month ago)
And I'd expect exactly this kind of post from white trash.
Jarren Butterworth (1 month ago)
Do the bars not have bathrooms? What the hell.
jstric2608 (1 month ago)
Install a pay toilet and make money.
multiplesifl (1 month ago)
I love every comment here like, "Don't you not have bathroom in bar in usa?!?!!?" Way to read the description, folks! :p
J G P (1 month ago)
lobby for public bathrooms, then
xproofx (1 month ago)
Do you live in the same house where John Candy stayed in Summer Rental?
internet person (1 month ago)
dude @ 0:42 ran through the gauntlet lol
Jehu Pitchfork (1 month ago)
I wish the homeowner had a guard dog to rip their asses up on site.
yostix (1 month ago)
Need more sprinklers! :)
allute (1 month ago)
Seems like a prime opportunity to set up a few portopotties with an app activated lock
zim babwe (1 month ago)
fucking idiots. I can't stand people like this who are so inconsiderate that they think pissing in public is okay
Anon Ymous (1 month ago)
man, people are fucking GROSS. How can you relieve yourself on the side of someones home?? like wtf..
G (1 month ago)
Why not just put a door there?
Christian allen (1 month ago)
Or you could install a couple sensors to an existing sprinkler system...
Aurora Lara (1 month ago)
people are unlikely to climb a door when they need to piss
juan santos (1 month ago)
Young people can climb things.
Nighthawke70 (1 month ago)
6 drunks are pissed off cuz of that sprinker. Better pissed off than pissed on.
Wicked EddE (1 month ago)
I had to scroll way too for down to find this joke. xD
MeatSim9 (1 month ago)
Jesus that's a fucking lot of them. I always forget girls can choose to piss outdoors too.
Noc (1 month ago)
Get a fucking gate. The only reason not to is because you enjoy doing this to people.
David Eberbach (1 month ago)
This is lovely
Vishrut Sharma (1 month ago)
Really makes me feel less bad about my own country
Vishrut Sharma (1 month ago)
+Gaara Sama In major cities, it is much less but in less developed cities, unfortunately it is still a common observation.
Gaara Sama (1 month ago)
Ok however hopefully not too much right? My cousin just got back from there and he regularly witnessed people like pooping in the street.... D:
RAGHAV COOL.STUFFS (1 month ago)
I guess you're from India, bro!
Steve Hardy (1 month ago)
I'd imagine the 5 dislikes are people in the video.
Wicked EddE (1 month ago)
9 'victims' and counting. LUL
Planet of the Atheists (1 month ago)
I like that one guy who puts his hands up in surrender
nathan may (1 month ago)
So good.
AlienFreak69 (1 month ago)
"Spare me! Here! Take my wallet!"
Dustin Marquis (1 month ago)
ahhahahaaha he surrendered ……………..I almost pissed myself laughing …………...like he was in war or something?
oilybohunk7 (1 month ago)
Stop! Don't shoot!
Retromind (1 month ago)
Must be a French tourist.
Aegis713 (1 month ago)
holy fuck, all those people pissing in my shit would be MADDENING.
What third world country is this where white people are peeing on someone's house?
91gtabird (1 month ago)
Typical race baiter here
agoia (1 month ago)
Myrtle Beach?
Wicked Psiren (1 month ago)
Ugh so many. That's just disgusting.
Pepe Kek (1 month ago)
So dusgusting
LAWLZOWNAGE (1 month ago)
razorwire ftw
Alpacalypse (1 month ago)
wouldn't it be easier to install a gate that is locked and only boobie trap that immediate area infront of it, instead of along the whole fence and path?
Alpacalypse (1 month ago)
oh no. people might hurt themselves trying to trespass, better forbid all the gates and fences in that case, right? No seriously. if its allowed for him to have a gate (one of those higher ones, like the fence obviously, then he could at least narrow down where to aim the water at, because as i've already mentioned before, that way he doesn't need to aim at the whole fene side and can be more on point with his water.
tdpic86 (1 month ago)
Then these same types of people would hop the fence (or at least try) possibly injuring themselves and setting up a lawsuit. I actually think he should create a faster response time and larger sense field so the jerks can't even get within 3 feet of the corner of the house. Also decrease his reset time.
Alpacalypse (1 month ago)
literally still there, as the "fun" would just be condensed to a smaller area.
Pepe Kek (1 month ago)
But where's the fun in that?
boomcar911 (1 month ago)
Why not just put up a camera pointed to their crotch and post the videos online? Easy money
Adarsh santhosh (1 month ago)
Put a well lit board that you have electric traps installed there to avoid people peeing and will be electrocuted.
RiddlingVenus0 (1 month ago)
Because booby traps installed with the intent to harm people are illegal.
Adarsh santhosh (1 month ago)
slaiyfershin (1 month ago)
They will still pee first to find out. This avoids the pee completely. No need to clean up.
sarcasmo57 (1 month ago)
Should put a pay to use toilet in too. That way they get to relieve themselves and you make money. It's win-win.
Arulux (26 days ago)
@Brave Little'toasterino And why that would be a bad thing? You get excitement for free when discovering dead people, those people are useless to society and they get to die in a safe place and not at the street.
AIIUserNamesInvalid (1 month ago)
for the little amount of money he'd get for it, and the huge amount of piss and shit he'd have to clean off the seat and walls every day, i don't think that investment would be worth it.
endeckerBM (1 month ago)
I see you haven't worked with the public before.
Then a bunch of addicts would o.d. in it... trust me portland has tried this
Nathaniel Heath (1 month ago)
Are you right between two bars that don't have bathrooms?
C Smith (25 days ago)
+Bubba Ringo He does have fence on both sides of his house already, so he would just need to run a section across the front of his house connecting them, then he would need a gate or two, and he'd have to keep them locked all the time, seems like a pain in the neck. I think he did just the right thing, it cost a hell of a lot less, isn't in the way, and it provides entertainment, and it's only needs it a few months out of the year.
Patricio Romero (1 month ago)
probably waaaay cleaner than bar bathrooms
ProlificThreadworm (1 month ago)
+Hollow Hat if bars wanna have no business from not having toilets surely they should risk it
Bubba Ringo (1 month ago)
+Zack Mcracken I'm not sure you know this, but in some areas, it's very difficult to get the proper permitting and approvals for fencing or walls. Especially if it's in a scenic area and the homeowners associating doesn't want that scenery compromised by a fence. You say he should do this as if it's an easy thing to do. Where I live currently, they want everything to be open and give an appearance that the neighborhood is a scenic plane that you would want to walk through. And as such, we aren't allowed to have a fence higher than 3 feet around our property, with the exception of the back yard. So it may not be as easy as erecting a fence to solve the problem.
Zack Mcracken (1 month ago)
@Bubba: Thats what everyone else does.

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